Romance Minx in ridiculous rhyme shocker!

Spring is sprung, the grass is riz,

This romance minx is in a tiz.

Conflict, character arcs, POV...

I think I need a cup of tea,

With mini eggs (I'll have a few),

And maybe a cream egg or two.

Before I sit down at my Mac

And wonder what my story lacks.

A tortured hero, a dead parent or two?

I feel a stirring to write something new.

Not a heroine with a nasty ex,

Or perfect euphemistic sex.

But characters I'd like to know,

Traveling to places I'd like to go.

Plot twists that tantalise and please, 

And sexy heroes who love to tease...

But before I do

I think I'll have another egg or two ;-)

Any rhyming readers out there? Please add your own lines in a comments box.